The things people search for!

I know that you all experience this, and most of you with actual readerships to a much greater degree than I, but it never ceases to amaze me which search terms have led people to this blog.

Latest searches:

penis tattoo
lime green yellow paint
vw bug interior
fender bass
tattoo outline
swallow tattoo
the cure
terence goh
minilaptop
tattoo view
tattooed penis
tattoo reference pain
fender bass
needling tattoos
fish tattoo

OK,  doubtless some of these are relevant, but penis tattoo or tattooed penis! This search comes up (for want of a better expression) every fricking day. I do not remember ever mentioning tattooing penises, and just for the record it is one of the places that I do not have any ink! Apparently the English actor Oliver Reed had a snake tattooed on his, which kind of follows some strange logic, as it wouldn’t look too odd as it stretched out, LOL!

Got me thinking though, it’s either one of those places where it really wouldn’t hurt that much, or it would be seriously sensitive to pain - you’d be surprised at which areas hurt the most and which are relatively easy. What design to get though, and who would I trust to do it? (Who would want to do it!) No, I think it’s best left un-inked - I’ll just get it pierced* instead!

*Never in a 100 years is anyone piercing my old chap. For definite.

Another fresh tattoo. :)

Having recently survived the almost catastrophic withdrawal effects of over-prescribed, and quite frankly if I am honest, taken to the point of abuse, prescribed painkillers, my life slogan seems to be “Never Enough!”

As an ex-alcoholic, and someone who has lived, shall we say, dangerously, sometimes, it seems like a fitting epithet. The other one is “too much is not enough.”

So, feeling much a bit better, I decided to brand myself with what seems to be my credo, and hence this:

Not too big, but an interesting font I think, chosen jointly by Yasmin & I last night, and drilled into the skin this afternoon. Never Enough - yes, that’s me!